What's The Dumbest Thing You Have Heard From A Car Salesman?

Once, I test drove an MP4-12C, and I complained about the shift paddles being mounted to the steering wheel, instead of the steering column (I like it when the shift paddles are big and stay in the same place, like the GT-R). The salesman told me "You're not supposed to switch gears while turning, anyways. It's bad… » 12/12/14 1:10pm 12/12/14 1:10pm